Bah Humbug Flu

16 Dec

The Christmas 2010 Flu feels like (pick one):

a)  being trampled by a herd of elephants
b)  being delicately stomped on by the entire cast of The Nutcracker Suite (en pointe)
c)  being processed through one of my industrial meat grinders.

Don’t pick one – it’s all of them.  So sorry for this pause in the blog, but I’m (sorta) BACK!.

OK.  Here’s the thing…
Traditionally, when someone puts a lot of care into raising an animal, or buying a side of beef, or buying a whole pig, they go to a custom cutting shop to have that animal processed for them.
So for those of you who like to buy a large cut or side of meat and have it cut up for you at a custom-cutting shop… guess what?

Most custom-cutting shops give you a list and say, “this is what you’re going to get” (from that side of lamb or pork, or beef fore-quarter).  Thing is, usually that list is created for the convenience of the custom-cutting shop so that they can produce more product, because (duh) they usually get paid by the pound.

That’s always frustrated me, and I know it bugs other people too.  Folks often come to me and say, “Well, I go to this guy and I’m not happy.  I don’t feel like he trims my bones well enough, and I think I’m losing product.  Plus I get the same stuff over and over.”

Turns out you’re right. I like to show people that there are far more options they can have from a cut of meat.  You don’t have to be stuck with that bone-in ham or smoked bacon.  You can have a ham boned-out like you do a round of beef, and you can have these wonderful thin cutlets, and fresh pork steaks.  Or take a beef flank steak and butterfly it and stuff it and roll it up and roast it or slice it and grill or bake or broil it.  There’s really  no limit.

Which is one of the reasons that I’m about to launch THE GOURMET BUTCHER – a two DVD set that will show anybody how to take that side of meat or primal cut and trim it up themselves.  And turn it into wonderful gourmet cuts and great recipes.

You don’t have to be a butcher  – anyone can do it.

So WATCH THIS SPACE, and I’ll let y’all know when the big day arrives.  I’m stoked!

Do It Yourself


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3 Responses to “Bah Humbug Flu”

  1. mosaica December 16, 2010 at 7:00 pm #

    I can’t wait to see the DVD! I’m glad you’re feeling better; me too. Tomorrow we’re holding the last farmer’s market of the winter season, and I’m just about ready to bake up a storm. Talk to you soon :-)

    • Cole Ward December 17, 2010 at 11:46 am #

      You too? You had the Xmas flu?

      • mosaica December 17, 2010 at 2:09 pm #

        Or maybe the birthday flu as mine is coming up in a few days :-) I’m off to farmer’s market now with 8 loaves of good bread and some earrings and some hickory-smoked almonds. I’ll call you this weekend about Dummerston!

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