I’m apparently a world traveller. Even got to the Philippines recently, according to the email I sent today – to everyone I apparently know..,
Except… I have this funny feeling that I’m still in Vermont. Is it the lack of tropical flowers? or the not-quite-up-to-par grammar and punctuation in my purported email?
You guys be the judge – here it is in all its glory. And a final note – IF YOU GET THIS EMAIL, DO NOT REPLY.
I’m writing this with great grievance, My family and I came down here to Manila, Philippines on a short vacation to visit resort. unfortunately we were mugged at the park of the hotel where we stayed,all cash and credit card including cell phone were stolen away but luckily for us we still have our passports with us. My credit card can’t be charged by the hotel as I already reported it as a stolen card and the card company had canceled it, so I can only get a new one when we make it back home safely.
We’ve been to the Embassy and the Police here but they’re not helping issues at all and our return flight leaves soonest but we’re having problems settling the hotel bills and the hotel manager won’t let us leave until we settle the bills.Now am freaked out, I will really need your financial assistance I promise to pay back as soon as we get back. Please let me know what you can do so i can proceed to give you all the details on how to get the funds to me here.